TAP Live Events presents

Teardrops on My Dildo

Wellington Wellington
Vanessa Larry Mitchell
Vanessa Larry Mitchell
Sat 14 Dec

Venue

12 Cambridge Terrace, Wellington

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Prices

GENERAL ADMISSION:

ADULT - R18
$49.00

Timing

Running Time: 1 hour

Venue

12 Cambridge Terrace, Wellington

Payment Options

Credit Card
2.50%
Afterpay
6.00%
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$1.50
Online Eftpos
1.80%

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free
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Teardrops on My Dildo - Vanessa Larry Mitchell

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.
Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.

★★★★1/2 'Vanessa Larry Mitchell is as far from demure as you could possibly imagine, but wow, will she make you laugh.... beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face' - Fringefeed

★★★★ "You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen" - The Scotsman

★★★★ "You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like" - Mindshare