How to Art - Fundraiser Season

Auckland Auckland

Venue

Lower Greys Avenue, Auckland City

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Prices

STANDARD:

EARLYBIRD ADULT Available up to three weeks in advance of the show
$27.00
EARLYBIRD CONCESSION Available up to three weeks in advance of the show
$17.00
ADULT
$30.00
CONCESSION Senior Citizen, Students, Under 30, Unwaged, Equity members - All with valid ID
$20.00
STANDARD + DONATION If you're in a position to give a little bit more to support these independent artists, please select this option - all of the ticket income goes straight into artist's pockets | Tickets from $31- $100
$31.00

CHEAP WEDNESDAY:

SPECIAL
$24.00

Timing

Running Time: 60 minutes

Venue

Lower Greys Avenue, Auckland City

Discounts

Repeat Offenders

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Friends and Whanau

Basement Mates

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Payment Options

Credit Card
2.50%
Afterpay
6.00%
Bank Transfer
$2.00
Online Eftpos
1.80%

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eTicket
free
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Winner of the NZ Fringe ‘Melbourne Fringe Tour Ready Award’ 2025, How to Art returns for three nights only!

Fresh from charming the art connoisseurs of Pōneke, the bananas are making a quick stop back in Tāmaki Makaurau before leaping the ditch to Melbourne this October.

“One of the funniest shows I have ever seen anywhere” - Lexie Matheson, Theatreview

Two bananas wake up duct-taped to the wall of a prestigious art gallery and meet their maker. Three artists, two auctions, one audience… Will anyone get paid?

Birthed from the burnt-out brains of Katie Burson and Georgie Llewellyn, How to Art is a post-post-post-ironic-clown-fruit-mash-up about making art, surviving, and chasing mass a-peel. In a world that values youth, perfection and mass production, can two bruised bananas go the distance? Ripe with potential, can they find their place before they’re put up for sale?

Jesters, collectors, and narcissists reign in this low-brow exploration of the cost of creativity and the art of living.

You'll never eat a ladyfinger the same way again. (We certainly can't).

Find out how starving these artists truly are. Watch out, Picasso.

How to Art is presented by Ratbags, a playful place for performance-making in Tāmaki Makaurau, led by Katie Burson.

“The design elements – Production design by Rob Byrne; Props and Object Design by Tse-Yu Lin; Costume Design by Dan Collings; Sound Design by Fia Haugh; Lighting Design (and technical operation) by Alylai Flynn – flawlessly contribute to a whole that is a living artwork in itself.” - John Smythe, Theatreview

“The care lavished on the work is obvious – it’s fluid, seamless, manic, and oh so much fun. Performances by Katie Burson herself, Georgie Llewellyn, and Bronwyn Ensor are absolutely outstanding” - Lexie Matheson, Theatreview

“How to Art is the type of fun show that many of us really need right now.  At its core, the show is bonkers in a weirdly fascinating and exceedingly entertaining way”. - Sharu Delikan and Tim Booth

“A superb clowning commentary on the contemporary art scene.” - John Smythe, Theatreview

Content & Trigger warnings: Suitable for ages 16+, Strobe light use, Sexual references

Want to see even more from Basement Theatre? Click here to see their full schedule of upcoming shows!


Please arrive at least 15 minutes before show start time. Latecomers admitted into the theatre at Basement's discretion. No refunds will be given. 

$15 and $20 Basement Mates tickets available for this event. Find out more about Basement Mates here.


COVID-19 measures at Basement Theatre:

- The Government mandates may be gone, but our frenemy COVID (and a bunch of other nasty flus) are still hanging around. Head HERE for the information on what to do if you're feeling unwell and have a ticket.