Name: Alayne Dick
Start: 2025-05-07T21:45:00.0000000+12:00
End: 2025-05-10T21:45:00.0000000+12:00

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Saturday

10 May

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WEDS &THURS:

FULL PRICE

$20.00

SUPPORT THE ARTIST The pandemic, cost of living and increasing pressures on limited funding continue to create challenges for live performance artists. Support the Artist tickets allow you to give what you can by sliding your ticket amount up to $100.

$21.00

FRI & SAT:

FULL PRICE

$25.00

$26.00

Timing

Running Time: 1 hour

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10% off Promo

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1.80%

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Auckland

Monday to Friday 9.00am to 5.00pm, Saturday and Sunday 9.00am to 4.00pm

188 Quay Street, HSBC building, shop 1, Auckland 1010

2025 NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo

Alayne Dick
Purple is the Gayest Colour

Alayne never forgets an insult, in fact she wrote a whole show about it. Come see Alayne's comedy show about growing up queer in rural New Zealand, reading fanfiction on dial-up internet, being a walking stereotype (a librarian with terrible eyesight who is very hot), and finally, becoming a Bunnings gay.

“Funny and authentic with expertly timed jabs...nobody leaves the theatre without a massive smile" Wellyott

“Frenetic but laser-like focus" Regional News

Show Info
This show is R13
Please arrive 15 minutes before show start time.
Please note that this show may be subject to lockout. If so, you will not be able to enter the venue after the start time

You obviously have good taste. Check out the full line up in the 2025 NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo 2-25 May 2025.