Name: Mark Simmons
Start: 2025-05-20T18:45:00.0000000+12:00
End: 2025-05-24T18:45:00.0000000+12:00

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20 May

Saturday

24 May

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Prices

TUES - THUR:

FULL PRICE

$28.00

SUPPORT THE ARTIST The pandemic, cost of living and increasing pressures on limited funding continue to create challenges for live performance artists. Support the Artist tickets allow you to give what you can by sliding your ticket amount up to $100.

$29.00

FRI - SAT:

FULL PRICE

$32.00

$33.00

Timing

Running Time: 60 minutes

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Credit Card

2.50%

Afterpay

6.00%

Bank Transfer

$2.00

Online Eftpos

1.80%

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free

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Tickets are also available at:

Wellington isite Visitor Information Centre

Wellington

Mon - Sat 9.00am to 4.00pm, Sun 9.00am to 3.00pm

Wellington isite Visitor Information Centre, Takina , 50 Cable Street, Te Aro, Wellington Central, Wellington 6011

2025 NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo

Comedy.co.nz presents
MARK SIMMONS
Jest to Impress

Sold out at our 2024 Fest - back, by public demand, with a new show packed with stunning one-liners.

WINNER of ‘Joke of the Fringe’ Award - 2024 Edinburgh Fringe Fest

'"master of the crisp, clean one-line zinger" Evening Standard

“absolutely hilarious” The Scotsman

“A talented comic with an artisans grasp of joke-writing” Chortle UK

@jokeswithmark

Show Info

This show R14+
Please arrive 15 minutes before show start time.
Please note that this show may be subject to lockout. If so, you will not be able to enter the venue after the start time

You obviously have good taste. Check out the full line up in the 2025 NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo 2-25 May 2025.